Japanese Slang A collection of Japanese cool phrases!
"Onna-Tarashi!"
Translation: You Playboy!
Use it: Girls say it to a cheating lover.
"Boku-wa aisu kurimu-o issho-ni taberu hito-ga inai-no."
Translation: I don't have anyone to share ice cream with.
Use it: This will get a guy a date instantly. Japanese girls LOVE ice cream!
"Yopparatchatta."
Translation: I'm Drunk.
Use it: Before you pass out!
"Asa sekkusu-suru-no suki?"
Translation: Do you like to make love in the morning?
Use it: For fun!
"Ikkai neta-dake-desho, Teishu-zura shinaide!"
Translation: We only went to bed once, don't act like my husband!
Use it: Girls say it to a "fatal attraction".
"Akachan-ni-tsuite-no hono yomi-haji-nayo."
Translation: Start reading books about babies.
Use it: Japanese girls use the beat-around-bush method of telling big news like this.
"Mo ichido tesuto-o ukete!"
Translation: Take the test again!
Use it: Guys, here's a good response,
if the previous phrase is ever said to you!
"Motto tsuyoi nomimono-o tanonde."
Translation: Order me a stronger drink.
Use it: Girls use this to let a guy know that
you wanna get drunk with him!
"Doko-ga kanjiru-ka oshiete!"
Translation: Show me your erogenous areas!
Use it: To have fun with someone!
"Mo owatta?"
Translation: Finished already?"
Use it: I'm sure you can figure this out alone.
"Koshu benjo!"
Translation: Public toilet!
Use it: Guys say it to a girl, meaning she'll let anyone use her!
"Nampa-shita!"
Translation: I had her!
Use it: When kissing and telling.
"Choshoku-no miso-shiru-o tsukutte kureru?"
Translation: Will you make my miso soup for breakfast?"
Use it: Guys, this is a marriage proposal.
"Anata-wa atashi-o oitetta!"
Translation: You left me stranded!
Use it: When very, very, angry!
"Nanka yo?"
Translation: Do you wanna say something?
Use it: Japanese are infamous for staring, this will stop it.
"Baka-Yaro!"
Translation: You're really stupid!"
Use it: Someday you'll need this one!
"Yakimochi yakuna-yo!"
Translation: Don't be jealous!
Use it: as a great comeback!
"Mayo-ibashi."
Translation: I can't decide what to do with my chopsticks.
Use it: When everything in sight looks real yummy!
"Makudonarudo nashi-ja ikirarenai!"
Translation: I can't live without my McDonalds!
Use it: I just thought this was cute!
"Oidasareru-made iyo!"
Translation: Let's stay here till they throw us out!
Use it: When having a totally cool time with someone.
"Bakku si-toni suwaro!"
Translation: Let's get jump in the back seat!
Use it: Most Japanese live at home until thier marriage day, so use this often!
"Anata-wa yarashii-koto kangaeteru!"
Translation: You're thinking dirty thoughts!
Use it: You'll know when you need it.
"Anata-mo!"
Translation: So are you!
Use it: As a good response to the above phrase.
"So-yu kangae suki!"
Translation: I like that kind of thinking!
Use it: As an even better response!
"Busu!"
Translation: You're so ugly!
Use it: The absolute worst thing to tell a Japanese girl.
"Konjyou-Nasi!"
Translation: You're lacking in the 'brave' department!
Use it: The absolute worst thing to tell a Japanese guy.
"Poketto-ni futon-ga haiteru!"
Translation: I have a futon in my pocket!
Use it: As a cute joke!
"Tabako Kureru?"
Translation: Can I have a cigarette?
Use it: Comes in handy if you smoke.
"Bikurishita!"
Translation: WOW!
Use it: With your hand on your chest and your heart beating really fast!
"Kimi-wa boku-no kokoro-wo nusunda!"
Translation: You stole my heart!
Use it: When in love!